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gookgod:

my goal in visiting anyones house is making their dog love me more than their owner 




pornolympics:

*still jackin it in my coffin*




rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster






sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE


mulodyne:

anime boys are literally ruining my standards for real men





outside for once




curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox






browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.


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beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about